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A kid working at a grocery store was in the produce section putting away fruit. A man walks up to him and says "I would like to buy half a pineapple." Kid says "you can't. They only come whole" Guy insists that the kid ask the manager. So, the kid makes his way to the back office to ask the manager. He doesn't notice that the customer is following him close behind. When the kid reaches the manager he shouts out. "Some idiot wants to buy half a pineapple" As he says it, he notices the customer behind him listening. Without skipping a beat the kid points to the guy and says to the manager "And this fine gentleman offered to buy the other half" 

Later in the day the manager says to the kid. "That was really quick thinking. Where are you from? " Kid says "Canada" Boss says "Why did you move?" Kid says "nothing up there but whores and hockey players" Boss says "my wife is from Canada" Kid says "Oh, what team did she play for?"

 Yaaah you betcha! lol I thought I could get away with it being from Minnnesoooootaaaaa. Thats almost Canadian isn't it? Most of us love to go to Canada to fish every year. We also play a lot of hockey here.