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Mesmile_max50

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Posted 28 days ago

 

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."



The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.



Every hand went up.



The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

Elena A. Jackson

If anyone speaks ill of you, Praise them always.
If anyone injures you, Serve them nicely.
If anyone persecutes you, help them in all possible ways.
You will attain immense strength.
You will control anger and pride.
You will enjoy peace, poise, and serenity.
You will become divine!!!!

Lori_sales_max50

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Rate This | Posted 23 days ago

 

Hey, I read Mark 17! lol

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