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Posted about 1 year ago I don't really have any of my own because I work for Geico and do most of my work on the phone. But entertain me people! |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Nobody has any juicy stories? Maybe this will entertain you. I go to do an in-home presentation for a young woman who lived with her parents. I'm introduced to dad who weighs over 300 lbs and is wearing nothing but a pair of small, red, nylon shorts. The apartment is mostly one large room and dad goes over to the corner to smoke. As I begin my presentation I start to notice dad in the corner of my vision. Now that he has sat down, the flab has draped over the shorts and it appears as if he is naked. I've had all kinds of interruptions, distractions and other disconnects at sales calls but none before, or since, have been able to remove the vision of a 300 lb, naked, smoking man who, to ensure that I didn't forget he was there, continually interrupted to say how much he agreed with what I was saying. Maybe he is one of your Geico customers. Maybe that is a benefit of phone sales. I'll work up some juicy(er) road stories for you |
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| Posted about 1 year ago OK. This one has nudity but does not include any 300lb old men. When you are on the road you need to get comfortable being in a bar by yourself or get skilled in going in by yourself and then meeting, and perhaps, leaving with company. So I enter the a large niteclub near my hotel, take a seat, order a drink and begin to people watch. At one point I see 2 women come in and said to myself, "Looks like trouble in heels." They spend most of the night talking with other guys. But at one point one of them leans over to me and ask if she can hang out with me because her girlfriend is leaving and she wants to ditch the guy who has been hitting on her all night. She was very hot so I accepted her request. This bar had a cool gimick on their matchbooks - inside there were spaces for a name and phone number. Before we had barely started talking she slid a book over to me. I opened it and inside read "D____" "10". Since her ride had left her at the bar she asked me to drive her home. We left and went to her place. We go in on the couch and start to make out. As things heat up she breaks away and says, "Am I ever going to see you again?" i'm an honest guy so I tell her "Not likely" She says "at least you're honest" and then leads me to the bedroom. The rest of the night was great, as you might expect. I got up in the morning in time to go back to the hotel, shower and check out - never even turned back the covers on the bed. So maybe honestty is the best policy.
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