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8 Reasons to Date a Salesman
Zac Frank

Sick of dating guys that can’t remember your birthday? Did your anniversary come and go without even so much as a rose? Dump your underperformer.
Salesmen have to keep track of countless contacts. They use advanced Customer Relationship Management systems to know when they last called and get reminders for when they should call again. They keep track of important dates and never forget to follow-up.
As every successful salesman knows, in any relationship, CRM is key.
Rosanne123
5 months ago
8 comments
Sales ladies have it all: We are smart, ambitious, relationship oriented and usually very attractive. Some of us are single and looking for a guy who can sell themselves to us. Enough said.
RobertWade
5 months ago
84 comments
Funny and true.
twalker
5 months ago
86 comments
this is a lot of articles all in one.
rich34232
5 months ago
888 comments
cute. now I want to know who went to the different sub headings?
Kstephen65
5 months ago
16 comments
I was wondering why it was so easy to meet quality lady's.
editor
5 months ago
22 comments
Great one, goldsmith, we should add that!
goldsmith
5 months ago
4 comments
and don't forget, you can never lose an argument with a salesman... your always right till you see it his way.
HarrietAlison
5 months ago
470 comments
This is really very good and amusing
rjp
5 months ago
108 comments
very well done....funny......
tazigirl
5 months ago
90 comments
Funny... I loved it
lscales
5 months ago
2 comments
This is very funny! I've been in sales all my career. These insights are perfect. I saw the comment about saleswomen being viewed as desperate stalkers if they behave this way. NOT BY ME! Where are you! LOL.
MilotMehmeti
5 months ago
4 comments
Hahahaha...Perfect !
bbatko
5 months ago
2 comments
I am a sales guy and this is too funny and too true. LOL
AShelton
5 months ago
4 comments
I'm sharing this with everyone!!! Very entertaining! I’m married to a salesman…it works!
breakingpaintings
5 months ago
4 comments
Agreed this is really funny, but on a sad note if a saleswoman uses any of her sales tactics for dating she comes across like a desperate stalker type. Just an FYI.