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8 Reasons to Date a Salesman

Zac Frank

5. A second date has been scheduled before you’ve agreed to a first.

With a salesman, there is no reason to worry about whether he’ll want to take you on a second date.

You’re talking on the phone with a salesman, trying to get to know him, considering going out on a date. You think he’s going to ask what you’re doing the upcoming weekend for a first date. Suddenly, before you know it he’s already told you the date, time, place and activity of date number two. Eventually he loops back around to the first date, but you hang up quite confused. But hey, you’ve already got two dates!

How does he know how to do this? He’s been trained to “always be closing”…even if that is an off-putting strategy.

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    Rosanne123

    5 months ago

    8 comments

    Sales ladies have it all: We are smart, ambitious, relationship oriented and usually very attractive. Some of us are single and looking for a guy who can sell themselves to us. Enough said.

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    RobertWade

    5 months ago

    84 comments

    Funny and true.

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    twalker

    5 months ago

    86 comments

    this is a lot of articles all in one.

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    rich34232

    5 months ago

    888 comments

    cute. now I want to know who went to the different sub headings?

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    Kstephen65

    5 months ago

    16 comments

    I was wondering why it was so easy to meet quality lady's.

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    editor

    5 months ago

    22 comments

    Great one, goldsmith, we should add that!

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    goldsmith

    5 months ago

    4 comments

    and don't forget, you can never lose an argument with a salesman... your always right till you see it his way.

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    HarrietAlison

    5 months ago

    470 comments

    This is really very good and amusing

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    rjp

    5 months ago

    108 comments

    very well done....funny......

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    tazigirl

    5 months ago

    90 comments

    Funny... I loved it

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    lscales

    5 months ago

    2 comments

    This is very funny! I've been in sales all my career. These insights are perfect. I saw the comment about saleswomen being viewed as desperate stalkers if they behave this way. NOT BY ME! Where are you! LOL.

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    MilotMehmeti

    5 months ago

    4 comments

    Hahahaha...Perfect !

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    bbatko

    5 months ago

    2 comments

    I am a sales guy and this is too funny and too true. LOL

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    AShelton

    5 months ago

    4 comments

    I'm sharing this with everyone!!! Very entertaining! I’m married to a salesman…it works!

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    breakingpaintings

    5 months ago

    4 comments

    Agreed this is really funny, but on a sad note if a saleswoman uses any of her sales tactics for dating she comes across like a desperate stalker type. Just an FYI.

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