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8 Reasons to Date a Salesman
Zac Frank

So many guys say they’ll call back, then you spend night after night waiting by the phone, hoping for a message, cursing your phone for its poor reception, etc.
With a salesman, wipe that fear from your mind. He will not only call you back the next day, he’ll call you back three to four times the next day. He’ll send a satisfaction survey and a few brochures detailing why he’s a good fit for your life.
How does he know to do this? A three-step guide!
Rosanne123
5 months ago
8 comments
Sales ladies have it all: We are smart, ambitious, relationship oriented and usually very attractive. Some of us are single and looking for a guy who can sell themselves to us. Enough said.
RobertWade
5 months ago
84 comments
Funny and true.
twalker
5 months ago
86 comments
this is a lot of articles all in one.
rich34232
5 months ago
888 comments
cute. now I want to know who went to the different sub headings?
Kstephen65
5 months ago
16 comments
I was wondering why it was so easy to meet quality lady's.
editor
5 months ago
22 comments
Great one, goldsmith, we should add that!
goldsmith
5 months ago
4 comments
and don't forget, you can never lose an argument with a salesman... your always right till you see it his way.
HarrietAlison
5 months ago
470 comments
This is really very good and amusing
rjp
5 months ago
108 comments
very well done....funny......
tazigirl
5 months ago
90 comments
Funny... I loved it
lscales
5 months ago
2 comments
This is very funny! I've been in sales all my career. These insights are perfect. I saw the comment about saleswomen being viewed as desperate stalkers if they behave this way. NOT BY ME! Where are you! LOL.
MilotMehmeti
5 months ago
4 comments
Hahahaha...Perfect !
bbatko
5 months ago
2 comments
I am a sales guy and this is too funny and too true. LOL
AShelton
5 months ago
4 comments
I'm sharing this with everyone!!! Very entertaining! I’m married to a salesman…it works!
breakingpaintings
5 months ago
4 comments
Agreed this is really funny, but on a sad note if a saleswoman uses any of her sales tactics for dating she comes across like a desperate stalker type. Just an FYI.