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8 Reasons to Date a Salesman
Zac Frank

You’ve gone on a first date with a doctor and didn’t think he was right for you. He, on the other hand, thinks he was a hit and asks for a second date. Instead of saying no, you make up a semi-elaborate excuse as to why you can’t see him again. He takes the hint, realizing you’re not interested, and moves on.
Tell the same story to a salesman and he hears, “YES! I do want to go on another date, but I’m just a little unwilling to commit and need you to help me figure out why I should say yes!”
Simply say “no” to a second date and the salesman hears, “YES! I do want to go on another date, but I’m just a little unwilling to commit and need you to help me figure out why I should say yes!”
Say, “I never want to see you again. This was the worst date of my life.” The salesman hears, “YES! I do want to go on another date, but I’m just a little unwilling to commit and need you to help me figure out why I should say yes!”
With other guys, you’ve been wasting all that time and energy coming up with reasons you can’t go on another date. With a salesman, you never have that problem.
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Rosanne123
5 months ago
8 comments
Sales ladies have it all: We are smart, ambitious, relationship oriented and usually very attractive. Some of us are single and looking for a guy who can sell themselves to us. Enough said.
RobertWade
5 months ago
84 comments
Funny and true.
twalker
5 months ago
86 comments
this is a lot of articles all in one.
rich34232
5 months ago
888 comments
cute. now I want to know who went to the different sub headings?
Kstephen65
5 months ago
16 comments
I was wondering why it was so easy to meet quality lady's.
editor
5 months ago
22 comments
Great one, goldsmith, we should add that!
goldsmith
5 months ago
4 comments
and don't forget, you can never lose an argument with a salesman... your always right till you see it his way.
HarrietAlison
5 months ago
470 comments
This is really very good and amusing
rjp
5 months ago
108 comments
very well done....funny......
tazigirl
5 months ago
90 comments
Funny... I loved it
lscales
5 months ago
2 comments
This is very funny! I've been in sales all my career. These insights are perfect. I saw the comment about saleswomen being viewed as desperate stalkers if they behave this way. NOT BY ME! Where are you! LOL.
MilotMehmeti
5 months ago
4 comments
Hahahaha...Perfect !
bbatko
5 months ago
2 comments
I am a sales guy and this is too funny and too true. LOL
AShelton
5 months ago
4 comments
I'm sharing this with everyone!!! Very entertaining! I’m married to a salesman…it works!
breakingpaintings
5 months ago
4 comments
Agreed this is really funny, but on a sad note if a saleswoman uses any of her sales tactics for dating she comes across like a desperate stalker type. Just an FYI.